Pearl Harbour sucked

我其實沒看過珍珠港 Pearl Harbour，所以我沒什麼立場攻擊這部電影，而班艾佛列克 Ben Efflect的電影除了紅了麥特戴蒙 Matt Damon沒紅到他的心靈捕手 Good Will Hunting，就電視上無意間看過記憶裂痕 Paycheck ，還有紐澤西愛未眠 Jersey Girl ，前者雖然說評價不高，但菲利普‧狄克 Philip K. Dick的真實/虛假架構還是讓這改編後的電影可以吸引人往下看（而且我喜歡烏瑪舒曼 Uma Thurman，只是她現在…），後者…雖然我忘了大部份的內容，但就是個不裝模作樣的簡單溫暖小故事，不是什麼超級鉅片，但也不會讓人覺得受騙（畢竟我也只是看免錢的HBO啊）。

（咦…原來小班還演過他其實沒那麼喜歡你 He's Just Not That Into You啊？他究竟演了誰？）


反正，總之，那天在看了小班的最新力作竊盜城 The Town之後，我突然想到就在不久前，又是一個無意間在HBO看到美國賤隊：世界警察 Team Amrica：World Police，裡頭有一首歌叫 Pearl Harbour sucked，也提到了小布：

歌詞是這樣的：

I miss you more then Michael Bay missed the mark


When he made Pearl Harbor

I miss you more than that movie missed the point

And that's an awful lot girl

And now, now you've gone away

And all I'm trying to say is

Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you



I need u like Ben Affleck needs acting school

He was terrible in that film

I need u like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part

He's way better than Ben Affleck

And now all I can think about is your smile

and that shitty movie too

Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you



Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?

I guess Pearl Harbor sucked

Just a little bit more than I miss you


See! 萬事都有sign，早該相信人家的。
而且心靈捕手只紅了麥特戴蒙一定是有道理的（又補一槍）。